Sunday, February 13, 2011
Oh, Country View Diner Placemat, You Crazy.
So, I was at the Country View Diner across the River in Troy this afternoon for a little lunch with some associates. Whenever I luncheon in an establishment such as this, I make a point to peruse the ads on the obligatory paper diner placemat. Today I found some adolescent humor to share with you all. See below.
Here we have "Doggy Styles (nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?)" dog grooming service. The tagline is priceless- "We'll make your dirty dog feel fresh and frisky." Ha. Ha. Ha. Nothing like a little blatantly sexual double entendre with your french toast and scrambled eggs in the morning. Gets your day started right. Seriously though, the cute little old lady quotient in the joint was high enough to make me blush with the thought of them reading this ad. But I guess it is all in good fun.
Anyhow, I had the obligatory Greek Diner Gyro plate. Pretty good at the Country View, nice lil' Greek salad on the side and they aren't stingy with the meat. Even if it is weird pre-formed Gyro strips (i.e. def. not shaved off a real Gyro meat cone). On the way out I found even more delicious weirdness located in the vestibule.
Don't you want your very own "Bok Choy Boy?" I know I do...