|This post begins with a giant, extra-phallic, corn dog. Just as it should.|
So I went to the New England extravaganza that is the Big E on its closing day last weekend. I will have to admit that those crazy New Englanders know how do put on a fair. I had a splendid time and consumed a piggish amount of fair-cuisine. So much so that I had to run a half-marathon the next day (1:55:04, not bad as I haven't really been training all too much) in order to write off the smorgasbord as "carbo-loading."
In any event, I won't belabor you with an extensive post on the subject (read -- I am too lazy to write one) so here is a pictorial documenting my shame. Complete with captions! See I am not completely remiss in my blogging duties, I did captions...
Also, my iPhone camera was on the fritz so I had to use my wife's normal people camera. That explains the weird nature of the pictures.
|Ham and cheese "Connecticut Pizza."|
Sorry Connecticut, I tweren't impressed.
|Chocolate covered Slim-Jim. Not bad, not bad....|
|Apple pie without the cheese is like a hug without the squeeze!|
My friend enjoyed this, I did not have a slice.
|Apple Cider Slush! Come on New York, why don't|
we have this piece of genius?!? Are we Appleknockers or
|The corral for the queue at the "Maine Potato" concession.|
Apparently the Maine potato is a big deal, I was
|Main Potato assembly. This lady yelled at me, I got scared...|
|Here she is folks, the Maine Potato with everything.|
Hell, soak anything in butter, cheese, and bacon and I
|The RI "New York System Hot Weiner." Check|
my last post for more details.
|Meat wheel in the sky keep on turning... Don't know when|
I will eat meat to-morr-ow-ow-ow! (This was a spinning meat wheel).
|Arepas and some deep fried pork belly strips. I did not partake.|
|Fried cheese curds with ranch dressing. I don't think you|
really need the ranch dressing...
That's about it. I will go back to the Big E next year, it really isn't that far away even (about an hour and a half).